the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The ability to be heard in space

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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Liam Brudenell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!