The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to smell people's moods

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open up pickles glass

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!