- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

The power to murder rocks.

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The power to smell any point in time

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

The power to kill yourself.

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The ability to look at someone and die.

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

power to age faster

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

Pointless Super Powers