Nothing

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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the power to enter a coma.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to die at will

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to die

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The power to get hard at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!