- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power to Read really Small Words

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to chew with your tongue

the power to shit out of your nose

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

power to transform into a dick with legs

The power to die from darting too hard

The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

The power to be a GOD with your imagination

To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

the power to die on the spot

The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

Pointless Super Powers