The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!