The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to not have any power at all

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!