The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!