The power to die

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power of 12% levetation

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The ability to jump

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to have an ability.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power of christ ;)

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the ability to smell sounds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!