- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

The Power of Anti-Sex

The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to be oppressed by everything

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

Pointless Super Powers