Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to predict the present

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to lick your own elbow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!