The power to look like yourself

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!