The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to have a V8

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power of hindsight

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!