- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

The power to elect George W Bush.

The power to be powerless.

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

Nope. Just nope.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to poop whenever you want.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to make it impossible to have powers

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to be Chuck Norris

Pointless Super Powers