the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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to zap people but only yourself

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!