The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to be missed when present.

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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to make your bowel work backwards

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!