- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see the past.

The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

the ability to constantly have the fever

The power to have gravity.

Pointless Super Powers