- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to smash people's heads in with things.

The Power to believe you have superpowers

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

the power to die on the spot

The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

The power to have pointless superpowers

The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

The ability to get up from the couch.

to do nothing

The power to elect George W Bush.

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

Pointless Super Powers