- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Read fortune cookies without opening them

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to like Justin Bieber

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

Pointless Super Powers