The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to become black!

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!