The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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the power to get married

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power to age faster

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!