The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!