The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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Being able to fly in place.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to like any show

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!