The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to control yourself

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to take a crap.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!