- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

The power to disintegrate yourself

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

The power to get laid by your right hand.

The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

The power to pee after drinking lots of water

the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

The ability to watch movies in 1D

The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

Pointless Super Powers