- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

The power to be french.

The power to make money disappear.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

Pointless Super Powers