the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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the power to send text messages while driving

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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hello

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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Acid tears.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!