The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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Being a freemason

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!