- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to run at 0.5mph

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

All of aquaman's powers.

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

The power to turn any object into food

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The power to not care.

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

Having a 5 second eidetic memory

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

The Power to Read really Small Words

The power to not do it.

Pointless Super Powers