The power to speak braille.

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to waste money

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The ability to police irony

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!