The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to take edible shits.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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the power to half transform to something.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!