- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

The ability to smell colors

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

The power to break a Nokia

the power to become translucent

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power to not have any power at all

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

the power to any ugly person love you.

The ability to eat the red ones last

Pointless Super Powers