The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to make money disappear.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!