The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to be french.

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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the ability to talk to humans

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!