The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!