The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to die

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to be a common person

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power drown in water

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to die.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!