The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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power to age faster

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to read this.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!