the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The ability to police irony

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to create shit

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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the power to sit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!