The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to waste money

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to be missed when present.

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The ability to police irony

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!