- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

To shit bricks.

the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

The power to control yourself

The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

The power to be invisible when singing

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

Pointless Super Powers