- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

the power to inhale and exhale air

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

Liam Brudenell

The power to wish you had a power

The power to not get shit dick

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to break a Nokia

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The ability to be Edward Cullen

The power to touch your toes

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

The power to create a unicorn online.

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

Pointless Super Powers