- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to morph into yourself

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to not get shit dick

Liam Brudenell

The power to wish you had a power

The power to break a Nokia

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The ability to be Edward Cullen

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

The power to touch your toes

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

Pointless Super Powers