Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to make money disappear.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!