The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to have a V8

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!