- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to create a pointless superpower

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The ability to die on command.

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The power of laser pointer vision.

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

The power to turn into a magikarp

Pointless Super Powers