The power to take edible shits.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to read this.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The ability to be heard in space

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boo

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!