The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to create shit

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!