The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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the ability to die on command

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to self destruct

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to be french.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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the power to send text messages while driving

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!