Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The ability to police irony

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to release the bogus

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to have hindsight.

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!