The power to communicate with earthworms.

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the power to talk backwards

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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the power to undress yourself automatically when in the presence of a pedophile or rapist.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to block Chuck Norris' roundhose. it's pointless because everyone knows that nobody can block Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!