- Pointless Super Powers

The power to eat three times a day.

The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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the power to be powerless

The power to become a JELLY

The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

The power to make someone hiccup just by touching them once

The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

the power to glow fainlty in broad daylight

The power to moonwalk backwards (think about it)

the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

The power of walking on land

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

The power to remove a horseshoe from a horse

The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The power to open any door by using the proper key.

the power to teach elfs how to ride unicorns

the power for you and your mum to survive and nuclear attack but you have to mate to restart civilization

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!