- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump

The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

The ability to spend expired coupons.

the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

The power to make deaf people see again.

The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

The power to be vice president of the SGA

the ability to only fall asleep in showers

the power to pee straight with a boner

The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

Power to make other people rich.

The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.

the ability to see thru objects but only if they're made of cheese

The power to troll yourself

The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station

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the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

The ability to bleed lava

the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

The ability to ask an inappropriate question

Pointless Super Powers