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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The ability to understand abstract art.

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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the power to be powerless

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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the power to turn apartly invisible

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The power of inverted tastebuds (spicy food tastes sweet etc.)

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The power to have children at will.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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the ability to laugh when jay leno tells a joke.

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The ability to die at will.

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!