The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to learn only at school.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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the ability to die without any control

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The ability to read braile.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to recognize a Jackson Pollock painting from blobs of paint.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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the power to have sex but only with goats

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The power to be a fan of Rosie O'donell

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The ability to tear the toilet paper roll perfectly.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!