The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to see through womens clothes but every woman you use it on instantly gets saggy breasts.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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the power to teach elfs how to ride unicorns

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The power to make hair grow in your forehead

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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the ability to jump like a white man

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The power to taste the food you deficate

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The power to create tree sap.

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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the power to have a larger erection, but only when your alone.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to never finish your sente

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the power to grow hair 0.00000000001% faster

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!