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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.
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being able to turn lead into dolphins.
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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(
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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.
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The ability to handle the truth.
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The power to make someone hiccup just by touching them once
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The power to see through glass
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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"
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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands
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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.
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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.
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Faster than a loaded bullet!
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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series
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The power to speak in braille...
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The power to see in black and white.
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The power to predict the past.
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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls
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The power to kill yourself at will
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The power of walking on land
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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly
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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.
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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand
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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.
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The power to...lick you're nose
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!