The power to take your talent to anywhere you want

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the power to have any superpover in world but only when sleaping

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the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

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to transform into a dog but only in Korea.

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The power to divide by 0

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The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

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Airbending, but only in vacuum.

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The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for christmas ? He is dead.

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the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

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A solar-powered flashlight.

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The ability to dissolve your own organs. They don't grow back, either.

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The ability to run at the speed of light, but being born without limbs.

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The ability to goatse instantly

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the power to be invisable in high school.

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The power to cum everytime you see a women

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to wash cloths when they are washing

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Mutant Paper-skeleton.

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having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

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the power to be able to find you pointless super power post after its been posted to check on popularity

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power of being republican

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the power to drive a car with no engine

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The power to enlarge your penis, along with severe cardiovascular disease.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!