The power to swallow chewed up food.

the power to get an erection in gym class while doing jumping jacks

The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning from your hands

The power to run faster than you walk.

the power to fart out of your penis

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

the ability to turn into random hats

The power to communicate with earthworms.

the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

The power to not have any powers

The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

Power to not have any power.

The ability to see through invisibility.

The power to trespass walls but only half their thickness.

the power to teleport 1 inch every year

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

the power to only bring back the dead from june 1450

The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

The power to taste the air.

The power to tell wether someone is French or Italian.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!