The power to make a few turtles fly

The power to make PC's turn into dried crap the moment the person with this ability touches them.

The power to make your feet stink at will.

The ability to be a jew during the holocaust

the power of shit yourself and have for free your own statue. But shited.

the ability to be on Oprah but only in the crowd

the power to say you have no power

The power to make your feet stink like crazy

The power of being Chuck Norris and be the main utterly pointless source of pointless powers.

the ability to not hear or feel yourself pass gas that is abnormally loud.

the abillity to fart at will

The power to walk through the opened doors

The ability to laugh listening to Trololo

The ability to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

the power to increase the price of houses but only those you want to buy!

The ability to look really good, but your invisible.

The power to get older 10 times faster then normal

The power to see through windows when people sleep.

ability to pee when around a bathroom

the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

the power to sit down in mid air

to be under 9000

The power to instantly become pregnant

the ability to be a cartoon but get canceled

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!