The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to remove a horseshoe from a horse

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the power for you and your mum to survive and nuclear attack but you have to mate to restart civilization

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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THe power too spel.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power of being jew and turn normal people into nazis.

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to make your computer run 0.1 seconds faster.

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ability to find good woman drivers

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to know where Waldo is

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!